Niels Nielsen
Gonzo engineer, artist
Vehicular Art
Art that moves you, literally.
Toy airplane from recycled materials | Toy plane from recycled mateirals | Closeup of engine in toy plane |
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Closeup of instrument panel in plane | Spider Bike | Spider Bike as Community Art |
Jet Transport | Kids Human Powered Lear Jet | Piper Cub |
Staggerwing | Amelia | Gee Bee Racer Plane |
Desert Rescue Plane | Big Plane | Desert Rescue Plane |
aerotrike | aerotrike | Death Scooter |
Niels Death Scooter Pat Shelley's memorial | Death Scooter | Side Comp |
Low Profile Side Comp | Low Profile Front Comp | Rear Quarter Comp |
Toy Airplanes
While his two children were small, Niels carried on a family tradition by building them large outdoor play structures shaped like airplanes. After constructing four different toy airplanes and then extensively reworking them as his kids grew, he decided to build play structures for himself in the form of motorized art vehicles that he could use for transportation.
The Aero-Trike
Click here to read The Aero-Trike: A Unique Vehicle Dedicated to the Memory of Don Nelson. This article is a pictoral history of a very weird design concept by Niels Nielsen, Jeff Munsey and their like-minded frinds.
Deathscooter
The fake backstory I concocted for this piece of vehicular art reads as follows.
In the aftermath of the Korean conflict, American military planners identified the need for a short-takeoff-and-landing (STOL) gun platform for use in close-in urban counterinsurgency missions. A specification was subsequently drawn up which called for high maneuverability, STOL operation, 75 mile range, and armament consisting of one assault rifle, two unguided antitank rockets, and two rocket-propelled grenades in launch tubes. Upon assessment of the resulting proposals, a contract was let out to Consolidated Aircraft in 1956.
The Consolidated Aircraft M377A1 Light Attack Autogyro resembled a stripped-down motor scooter with a completely open cockpit, a pusher propeller inside a safety grille, and a fiberglass mast carrying a low-speed main rotor assembly with two fiberglass blades. The blades were designed to remain structurally intact after receiving three direct hits each from small-arms fire from below. The main rotor was clutched to the engine before takeoff to spin the rotor up to the 800 RPM autorotation speed, allowing takeoff at full gross weight after a run of 100 feet or less. Twin rudders were positioned in the propwash from the three-bladed, fixed-pitch aluminum pusher, which was driven by a water-cooled, single-cylinder 16 cubic inch engine. An AR-15 assault rifle with its stock removed was mounted on struts in front of the pilot and fired through a hole in the windscreen. Estes Defense Systems EDS-22 solid-fuel rockets with small C-4 explosive warheads with contact ignitors were mounted ahead of the cockpit. In an emergency, both rockets could be jettisoned before landing to prevent a warhead explosion from injuring the pilot.
An early version of the TACAN air navigation system was carried in a pair of electronics accessory pods mounted to each side of the pilot’s seat. The TACAN guidance crosshairs were projected into the pilot’s field of vision by a crude heads-up display which allowed the pilot to monitor his course over ground while aiming the machine gun and/or the rockets.
During initial flight trials, the M377A1 was discovered to be dynamically unstable in roll and pitch and a pair of small all-moving horizontal stabilizers were hastily added, with their pivot hinges set slightly behind the base of the main rotor mast. This modification necessitated the elimination of the RPG launch tubes. The stabilizers were capable of differential movement, so as to also serve as ailerons, and the revised design with the extra fins and without the RPG tubes was designated the M377A2.
A short production run of hand-built M377A2’s without military markings were delivered to the CIA and were first flown into combat by CIA contract pilots, in support of the Revolutionary Air Force during the 1958 Permesta uprising on the Indonesian island of Pulau Morotai. The CIA contract pilots quickly discovered during the initial air attack on Morotai on 21 April 1958 that the unarmored, belly-mounted fuel tank of the M377A2 meant that light arms fire from the ground could easily bring it down in flames, earning it the derisive nickname “Firefly”. It was also determined that despite the addition of the elevons, the design was susceptible to dynamic rollover accidents during landing, due to its bicycle-style landing gear. All 14 of the M377A2’s deployed in the initial assault on Morotai were lost either to ground fire or rollovers.
During the second attack on 26 April, the six M377A2’s which had lost their rotor blades to rollover crashes but were otherwise intact were hastily pressed into service on the ground. The CIA field personnel used ropes and cables to immobilize the shattered remains of their main rotor blades and the pilots then rode their M377A2’s into battle on their landing gear.
Because of its poor performance during the Permesta uprising, plans for a follow-on version (named the ”Dragonfly”) with tricycle landing gear, streamlining to improve its top speed, and armor shielding for the fuel tank never progressed beyond the initial design concept stage.
The only known example of a Firefly that survived combat in its so-called “ground-attack mode” was discovered intact (and still bearing its ruined main rotor blade stubs) in 2012, in a bicycle shop in the town of Daruba, on Morotai’s south coast. On its rudders it carries the phony civilian registration number "CH250", under which it was originally smuggled into Indonesia by the CIA. Using once-secret project documentation obtained through the Freedom Of Information Act, it is currently being restored to operational condition by a military autogyro enthusiast in Corvallis, Oregon.